Thursday, May 22, 2008

Things I know about, but don't understand...

Why is it that when someone dies in the hood, people have a car wash? Is that the only way to raise money for a funeral?

Why don’t people just admit that most of the clothing you see on the runway in fashion shows is UGLY?

In about 95% of cases where Black people are interviewed for news broadcasts, at least one of those people being interviewed has at least one tooth missing. Is that indicative of a lack of dentists within the highlighted areas? Are 95% of Black people in these areas missing teeth? See this is why polls don’t work. If you took a poll of how many Negroes being interviewed have missing teeth, you might come to the conclusion that 95% of Black people have missing teeth.

What the f*ck is a gay marriage? I don’t even understand a marriage in general, so how am I supposed to understand a gay one? Unless, it just means a happy marriage. And I don’t know any of those either…

Did you notice in the video above that there were no Black workers working on those buildings -in Watts? Oh yeah, there was one – doing security. Now that is a problem that I do understand. If you explore this blog further, you will too.


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Wanna Get Away?

Well if you do, I suggest you don’t fly American Airlines. Those idiots just announced that they will be charging their passengers for all checked bags beginning with all tickets purchased after June 15, 2008.

“Stick em up seeee! This is a robbery seeee!” (You have to say that out loud and make that funny voice when you do it.)

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of being fleeced, robbed and pilfered. Did you hear what I said? I said I’m tired of the larceny!

So American Airlines doesn’t want me to bring my bags on the plane for free eh? Well, that sounds like we should all fly Southwest and Jet Blue right? Oh, here’s a good one…how about we fly Virgin America? Still has the word America in it; and (for now) they aren’t gonna charge me to pack my underwear. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want those nimrods that work for the TSA rummaging through my drawers when they search the carry-on luggage. Victoria calls them $hits secrets for a reason - especially on the trip home. (Think about it and get back to me.)

Please stop and think people. The longer you allow these companies to pull stupidity like this, they will continue. An extra $15.00 for the first piece of luggage and $25.00 for each piece thereafter is ludicrous. Now Delta isn’t far behind, but at least they give you one checked bag for free. Still a rip-off, but that’s more like a burglary versus a home-invasion.

First they cut the free food and now this? I want my complimentary chicken or steak back. Well, maybe not the chicken cause there is something in the chicken that spells bad news for Black folks. I don’t know what it is, but I have some people investigating and I’ll get back to you on their findings. Nevertheless, I want my free eats after I just paid you $500 for a ride to Newark. Nah, maybe not Newark. I really like Baltimore - and NOT just because of The Wire. Well, kinda, but not just because of it...okay moving on.

It is up to us to stop the f*cking madness. BOYCOTT! And, while we’re at it, we should boycott all business establishments that make you pay for valet parking – tip included. If they want your business, they will find a place to put your vehicle. I’m blaming you dammit! You all are allowing the shenanigans to continue. If the restaurant Paco’s Neck Bones and Waffles makes you pay $6.50 to valet your car, honestly, you don’t need to eat there. (Notice I called it Paco’s cause he cooks everything in America these days – but, I digress.)

All WE have to do is go restaurant by restaurant, airlines by airlines and believe me, they will stop with the hoodwinking. You’re probably wondering why I’m writing this even though you think that I know my efforts are futile. Well, I do know that, kinda, but I just want to have it written somewhere so I can meet you in the afterlife and tell you, “See, I was right…”

Yeah sure, it’s a catch twenty two. If you boycott American Airlines and then they say they are going under, they will just be bought up by United so the train that headed down the track of an airline monopoly will pick up steam. At least if you boycott though, you can get a little satisfaction in the meantime.

Even with the extra $15.00 for even the first checked bag, American Airlines still says it needs to layoff 12 percent of its workforce. I wonder if they are factoring in the baggage handlers and skycaps that will lose their jobs when people stop checking their bags. Or, are they just an added bonus bunch to be laid off? (You know n-e-grows will start wearing 3 days worth of clothes at once to keep from checking a bag.) Hey, this is aimed at ya peeps so take heed. You know that WE are the skycaps and the baggage handlers of America. We got those jobs down to a science like doing security. But have no fear, pretty soon all of those jobs will require you to speak Spanish and we’ll be out like Project Runway.

Speaking of the runway, American Airlines also plans to cut routes and retire or “park” some of their airplanes at a desert storage facility. Ummm, excuse me but, when you “park” an airplane in the desert, is it safe to just start that b*tch up again and go flying? Do you replace the carburetors and stuff before you welcome me aboard?

I …. Must …. Stop ….writing now….I am starting to hear voices….
What are the voices saying you ask? Well, in betwixt the clanking chains I am also hearing, the voices are telling me to BOYCOTT!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The End Of My Rope (part one)

I’ve decided that I’m done. I’m spent. I am through.

I am officially depleted.

I don’t know, maybe it’s because it’s been so long since I’ve blogged. Maybe it’s because I’ve watched one too many “Flavor of whatever fool the white folks who run $hit have decided to give a reality show to.” Perhaps it’s because gas is more than four dollars per gallon. I’m really not sure what has sent me over the edge; but I’m there. I am actually over the edge. I’m hanging on by my fingertips on a hot day wishing I hadn’t used lotion on my hands, because I’m slipping. I am slipping into an abyss of I don’t give a f*ck no more and you can’t make me.

I’m sick.
I’m sick of a whole bunch of $hit!

Don't believe me? Well here...I’ll give you part of my little list in case you think I’m writing this for my health:

I’m sick of hearing about celebrity weddings or anything else “celebrity.”
I don’t celebrate these people.

I don’t give a damn about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon getting married and having a reception at Magic Mountain. So f’ing what! All I want to know about Magic Mountain is if they still sell those funnel cakes with the strawberry syrup drizzled on them in abundance and then sprinkled with powdered sugar? Anyone care to drop dime on that piece of information? Nor, does my craw tickle to know about Jay-Z and Beyonce, Brad and Angelina or Tom Cruise and his robot/beard wife Katie Holmes. Married, shacking up, gay; I DON’T CARE!

Funny, but I think the feeling is quite mutual.

I don’t care the Suge Knight got knocked out. So what? It was bound to happen. Bullies can’t win all the time. It was the natural progression of things. Move on people, move on.

I’m sick of little bastards like Latarian Milton. He’s the little f’er that beat up his grandmother inside Wal-Mart. Talk about a roll back. You can click the link below to read more, but in essence, the little piece of caca wanted some chicken wings at Wal-Mart, and when grandma didn’t pay for them, he commenced to open a can of whoop ass on her.

I keep telling you nigarolls that the man is putting something in the chicken, but y'all wanna keep supporting the Colonel. See how the chicken be calling people? Even little 7-year-olds.

Is it only me? Am I the only the only one who sees how far we have fallen as a people? See, my first thought was that had I been in that Wal-Mart store and seen that mess, I would have pulled his rabid ass off granny and stole on that little sucker myself. Then, some debbiedoogooder would have called the police from her Nokia and told them I was beating up a little kid. You see how this dumb $hit works? I would have been arrested for beating up the little bastard that was beating up his granny. Ridiculous. Does anyone have a vicodin? $hit!